Greedflation

company’s are getting more greedy raising prices just so they can meet their profit margins the cost of labor

monopoly sized company’s laying people off making people depend on universal basic income just be like your neighbor

you go to the store just to buy some milk and eggs
while a homeless person is asking you for money he always begs

the cost of living is so high I am trying to pay my bills I feel kind of stressed
not making enough money to get by each month now I am depressed

the homeless population keeps on going up but the politicians don’t think it a problem because they have a house over their head

wasting tax payer’s money on lavish trips and vacations vote them out of office cut off the snakehead

I remember I use to go to the store to buy a candy bar I only paid fifty cents

with greedflation in our economy now you can say that it’s past tense

more and more company’s will be laying people off replacing you with Artificial Intelligence we all can be replaced

Hollywood makes a movie about destroying the economy predictive programming but we are too blind to see it’s already in our face

Written By Joe Fettig

Grifters in The Manosphere

There are grifters in the Manosphere selling gullible men courses just to make some money

alpha boomer cucks giving you bad advice just thinks it’s funny

the blind is leading the blind the snake oil salesman says he will help you become an alpha male

buy his book and take his course selling you a pipe dream in a fairytale

just another famous you-tuber celebrity influencer giving you advice

leading you with hope and dreams into a fool’s paradise

your still a blue pill beta simp leading with your wallet trying to get laid

finally realizing that everything you been learning was all a lie you have just been played

Grifter’s in the Manosphere recycling the same talking points and content nothing new

your not an alpha male yet telling his followers seems like I got deja vu

Grifter’s in the Manosphere are like cockroaches they seem to never go away
then they try to shame you will useless shaming tactics by calling you gay

time to get your passport stop listening to these pick up roaches it’s just a scam

escape from the matrix programming in America travel the world go to Amsterdam

Written By Joe Fettig

The Soft Guy Era

I am in my Soft Guy Era I am no longer dating broke women I will be financially supported in a satire way

the sprinkle sprinkle era has ended drizzle drizzle is here to stay

I know trends on the internet come and go but these gold digging shallow bitches got to go

men are sick and tired of being walking wallets the 4B movement will be modern women’s deathblow

Relationships and dating is dead because everyone is a zombie staring at their cell phone

people tend to care more about materialistic gain then love and they still can’t figure out why they are all alone

society doesn’t care about men getting censored for standing up for our rights

America slowly starts to crumble modern women still demand protection but all the men refuse to fight

I am in my Soft Guy Era who is going to pay all my bills take me to a nice restaurant sorry ladies the tables have turned

forty-five percent of women will be single and childless by 2030 men don’t care anymore we are not even concerned

Written By Joe Fettig

The Mandela Effect

The Mandela effect people remembering events that did not occur
have our memories been erased all I do remember is a blur

logos have changed even famous movie lines what is really going on
is someone messing with time and space splitting the neutron

what kind of experiments are they running at the LHC Cern
people need to ask more questions the human population needs to learn

are we living in an alternative universe confabulation could be the effect
have my memories been altered my view on the aspect

could I just be another conspiracy theorists trying to prove a point
we are all entitled to our own opinion this is just my viewpoint

Written By Joe Fettig

Undateable American Women

American women are undateable because of their unrealistic expectations I won’t even take them on a coffee date
they just want to use me for clout or money their are looking for help not for a soul mate

don’t even waste your time on their nasty attitude their ego’s are inflated from social media delusional as fuck
she refuses to tell you her body count she’s looking for that beta male cuck

these women are undateable they will cheat on you and show no remorse
get your passport and walk away that is the only course

stop wasting your time and money giving them attention and validation she just wants you to simp
stop jumping through hoops like a monkey and entertaining these washed up hoes stop looking like a gimp

American women are undateable the passport bro movement is gaining momentum they are starting to feel the effect
none of them are getting married anymore men are going their own way we will not tolerate any disrespect

once you go overseas and you get treated like a king
have a nice selection of women have many one night flings

American women are undateable with their masculine energy it’s a major turn off
they won’t even listen to me trying to tell them what a man wants time to just cut them off

American women are undateable enjoy being with your cat’s how does it feel to be all alone
with no man in your life she just keeps staring at her phone

Written By Joe Fettig

Gym Rat

I want to become a gym rat get in shape and set my exercise goals
live a healthier lifestyle exercise for a good soul

start off with some cardio twenty to thirty minutes on the elliptical machine
burn about four-hundred to five-hundred calories getting toned up and staying lean

then I hit up the weights working out the chest and the back
do about three sets of ten I stay focused and keep my mind on track

working out feels great I feel more healthier and I am in better shape
listen to my music it’s a great escape

I have a work-out routine limit my gym stay to over an hour
I don’t want to over do it and get an injury got to maintain the power

hopefully I can motivate you to get in shape you can work-out at your own pace
working-out in not a sprint it’s a marathon you do it for yourself it’s not a race

Written By Joe Fettig

Clout Chasing Demons

we are living in a society where everyone is chasing clout
trying to gain popularity and a social media following they will do anything on camera to sell out

attention seeking behavior just for likes and views
selling useless products to their followers the power they abuse

taking selfies just to boost their narcissistic ego feeding their addiction
two faced on camera what ever they say is a contradiction

clout chasing demons are flooding the cities and the streets
everyone wants to be a social media influencer nowadays until they all become obsolete

chasing clout is one hell of a drug seeking validation and approval
delete your social media accounts you don’t need them time for removal

where is society going to be in the future what ever happened of learning real job skills
everyone is too busy chasing the dream wanting to live in beverly hills

Written By Joe Fettig

Transactional Love

I think she doesn’t love me is she using me for my money and time
she expects me to pay for everything when she isn’t even willing to spend a dime

our love is transactional she wants me to provide and protect
always asking me when do you get your next paycheck

calling me broke and insecure when she has a girl’s night out
she’s addicted to social media always chasing clout

our love is transactional she wants me to pay for her and her friends buy them drinks
that bitch must be tripping that pussy stinks

fuck this transactional love bullshit I don’t need her in my life time to kick her out
she is made for the streets without a doubt

I am not a walking ATM machine that stupid bitch just fumbled the bag
go buy a dog and die alone you old hag

you want to propose to me a business deal when you won’t even sign a prenup go back to one of your simp suckers
dirty ass whore cocksucker

transactional love is bullshit your just looking for a clean-up man
I got my passport no longer dating American women anymore that is my game plan

now your on TikTok making videos asking where have all the good men gone. they are running away from you
your biological clock is ticking freezing your eggs all alone in your forty’s your heart is feeling broken and blue

Written By Joe Fettig

Coffee Shits

I woke up this morning I got to have a cup of coffee trying to wake up
add some half and half but no sugar my fresh coffee cup

I just had a couple drinks now my stomach is bubbling I think I need to take a shit
not explosive diarrhea again going to poop it out like a banana split

I got the coffee shits I am pretty sure I have the squirts
poop it all out oh my god it hurts

I am wide awake now my stomach is clean but I fien for caffeine
I will take an expresso shot or two I like the smell of the coffee beans

I am bouncing off the walls high off the caffeine it feels like I want to scream
I am going to Starbucks to fuck a barista give her some of my special cream

nothing like waking up with your morning cup of Joe
down that cup of coffee and let’s go

Written By Joe Fettig

You’re Nothing but a Side Chick

You’re nothing but a side chick to me I will never commit
take your hoochie ass back in the house and baby-sit

You’re just a side chick to me you will never be my main
get on your knees and suck my dick give me some of that brain

I fucked your sister doggy style you can call me chad thundercock
you’re made for the streets I can tell you have been around the block

you dream of getting married but you don’t know how to be a wife
keep on being a corporate slave buying box wine and cat food there goes your life

You’re nothing but a side chick to me because you don’t cook and clean I can tell your looking for a free ride
looking for that high value man sorry babe access denied

go back to the streets because that is where you belong no one wants leftovers
you’re just a side chick alcoholic go to rehab drink some water for that hangover

You’re nothing but a side chick when your options are running dry can’t find a simp to pay your rent
you go to church to claim that you found god again on Instagram advertising your OnlyFans an evil intent

You’re nothing but a side chick to me that is why I am breaking up with you time for us to go separate ways I don’t need you anymore
fuck your feelings and your broken heart you dirty whore

Written By Joe Fettig