Undateable American Women

American women are undateable because of their unrealistic expectations I won’t even take them on a coffee date
they just want to use me for clout or money their are looking for help not for a soul mate

don’t even waste your time on their nasty attitude their ego’s are inflated from social media delusional as fuck
she refuses to tell you her body count she’s looking for that beta male cuck

these women are undateable they will cheat on you and show no remorse
get your passport and walk away that is the only course

stop wasting your time and money giving them attention and validation she just wants you to simp
stop jumping through hoops like a monkey and entertaining these washed up hoes stop looking like a gimp

American women are undateable the passport bro movement is gaining momentum they are starting to feel the effect
none of them are getting married anymore men are going their own way we will not tolerate any disrespect

once you go overseas and you get treated like a king
have a nice selection of women have many one night flings

American women are undateable with their masculine energy it’s a major turn off
they won’t even listen to me trying to tell them what a man wants time to just cut them off

American women are undateable enjoy being with your cat’s how does it feel to be all alone
with no man in your life she just keeps staring at her phone

Written By Joe Fettig

Don’t Feed The Birds

Don’t feed the birds these modern women today are delusional as fuck
looking for a sucker to pay all the bills don’t be that schmuck

refusing to go to the Cheesecake Factory on the first date
she can’t find a good man shames them and calls them a cheapskate

dating is dead and so is marriage that is why more men are getting their passports
we are not dealing with these modern western women anymore I would rather pay for an escort

if she can’t accept a coffee date with me then I know she is trying to use me for a free meal
don’t play games with me I have no problem replacing you how is that for a deal

Don’t feed the birds I am a man I work hard I demand respect
modern women never take accountability for their actions they always deflect

marriage and dating is going to be on the decline until modern women start to self reflect
how does that equality feel remember you voted for it and you still expect a man to protect

Don’t feed the birds when she starts playing games with you learn to walk away
play stupid games win stupid prizes that is the price these modern women are going to pay 

Don’t feed the birds get your passport and stop dating these American women the marriage and divorce laws are on their side
go overseas and find a fit, feminine and friendly women passport bros is worldwide

Written By Joe Fettig

Gorlock The Destroyer

Gorlock The Destroyer the social media influencer that looks like Jabba The Hut
she claims to be a ten out of ten just give that bitch another donut

going viral for many stupid reasons the transgender with clout
I wouldn’t be surprised if Gorlock The Destroyer sells out

Gorlock The Destroyer getting rejected by twenty guys humiliated just for some views
in the end it will just be yesterdays news

Gorlock The Destroyer never seen someone that ugly she or he will never find a man
I would rather meet Borat all the way in Kazakhstan

Gorlock The Destroyer vs Lizzo fighting over a cheeseburger who is going to win ?
for all I know they could both be twins

Gorlock The Destroyer couldn’t find a date on plenty of fish we got to change the name to plenty of whales
it’s Gorlock The Destroyer the she-male

Written By Joe Fettig

Passport Hoes

We have all heard of the Passport bros but do you know about the Passport Hoes
getting arrested overseas in Dubai and other places time to get exposed

modern women haven’t learned their lesson yet still being masculine acting a man
no one wants to marry your bridezilla ass time to ghost you like batman

passport hoes still blaming men for their problems she’s so desperate going overseas to find love and sex
Pookie and Ray Ray already tapped that ass the simp is next

these leftover women have a body count higher than the zombie apocalypse no one wants to be with her not ever the undead
she is looking for a sucker ass simp to pay all of her bills the bitch can’t even give good head

these passport hoes try to shame us but we are moving our resources overseas
men are going their own way you can never get us back even if you say please

these passport hoes are delusional as fuck all she cares about is money, status and power
that pussy has been ran through it’s smelling kind of sour

she keeps looking for a husband but keeps finding a stupid simp
she refuses to go fifty fifty on the first date the luxury of steak and shrimp

these passport hoes are definitely not wife material they belong to the streets
they are strong and independent women they don’t need no man time to pay the bills here is your receipt

Written By Joe Fettig

Men Going Their Own Way

men go their own way
no marriage their agenda fails
media spreads lies

Written By Joe Fettig

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The Average Joe

I am just The Average Joe going through life living one day at a time
got to keep on writing poetry and publishing my own books this is my one and only lifetime

I am going my own way MGTOW monk mode suits me best
I refuse to dress up as a Knight again I refuse I will protest

I am just The Average Joe I am invisible to most women shaming me calling me a red pill incel
I don’t care what people think they can go to hell

I am going my own way I am way too stubborn no one can change my mind
the underground poet somewhat crazy mastermind

I am just The Average Joe going my own way walking away from society
following my own path in life learning about sobriety

I take my daily dose of the red pill everyday I can’t fall in love again for I am immune
a monkey jumping through hoops just to get some pussy looking like a dumb buffoon

I am just The Average Joe I could be the president of MGTOW disguising myself as a writer and a poet
MGTOW the philosophy for life once you understand the knowledge you will know it

Written By Joe Fettig

TikTok Therapy Sessions

TikTok is cancer to society supposedly it spies on it’s users
dumbing down our society we all look like a bunch of losers

TikTok can be therapy for modern women seeking attention and validation
living on recruit difficulty begging to get money from that simp she is asking for a one-time donation

Women complain on TikTok always blaming men for their problems toxic masculinity
no hymen no diamond do you still have your virginity ?

Social media is dumbing down society Idiocracy is becoming a documentary the de-evolution of the human race
NASA with a budget of twenty-four-zero-four 24.04 billion this year and we can’t even send a monkey to space

TikTok Therapy sessions talk in front of the camera tell the whole world about your life
social media addiction is real modern women are suffering from depression the dream of becoming a housewife

TikTok is cancer to society get off the internet it’s time to unplug
you been staring at the screen way too long the mind becomes addicted to the drug

The Dopamine high with the likes and follows you crave
your becoming more and more narcissistic watch how you behave

TikTok must be therapy for you the influencer has a dream of becoming a star
make another video trying to get a brand deal in my car

Written By Joe Fettig

The DiCaprio Standard

The DiCaprio Standard I hope it becomes a new thing in the manosphere no more dating women over twenty-five
why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free modern women are only good for the first test drive

men can have standards and preferences high value men are selective with their options remember ladies you can be replaced
gold diggers chasing after a man with money and power I can see right through her she is two-faced

The DiCaprio Standard men want women that are young and fertile after she turns thirty she is considered an old hag
pump and dump these modern women they are all superficial she just wants you to buy her a handbag

modern women are not worth investing in today’s society if you do get ready for a financial loss
you have more freedom and power when you go your own way be your own boss

The DiCaprio Standard no cohabition no marriage why should I settle down
I am going to sleep with all the women that I can while my crazy ex girlfriend has a meltdown

The DiCaprio Standard I know what ever I say modern women will never take time to self reflect in life and learn to be humble
a man cares about a women’s past the man of her dream’s she fumbles

Written By Joe Fettig

Cuckboy Boss

I got called in the office today by my cuckboy boss talking to me about my MGTOW ways
I don’t understand what you are saying you need to rephrase

shut the fuck up you cuckboy boss you need me more than I need you fire me for all I care
I am going my own way and he tells me you can’t swear

cuckboy boss is telling me we are short handed and I am a major asset to the team
I argued right back at him saying hey bud you have low self-esteem

cuckboy boss telling me that he a male feminists and men going their own way is misogynistic people are starting to complain
men going their own way is about guarding your own wallet do you need me to explain

he told me to get of the office and go back to work stop wasting my time
fuck your low wage job you run this place worse than organized crime

so I walk to the back grab my coat this place is discriminating against me for my personal believes and point of views
I plan to never work in retail again this is the life I choose

I am going my own way you can’t stop me the red pill mindset
I live my life everyday on my own terms living with no regret

Written By Joe Fettig

Cuckboy Boss Comic Written By Joe Fettig