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The Soft Guy Era

I am in my Soft Guy Era I am no longer dating broke women I will be financially supported in a satire way

the sprinkle sprinkle era has ended drizzle drizzle is here to stay

I know trends on the internet come and go but these gold digging shallow bitches got to go

men are sick and tired of being walking wallets the 4B movement will be modern women’s deathblow

Relationships and dating is dead because everyone is a zombie staring at their cell phone

people tend to care more about materialistic gain then love and they still can’t figure out why they are all alone

society doesn’t care about men getting censored for standing up for our rights

America slowly starts to crumble modern women still demand protection but all the men refuse to fight

I am in my Soft Guy Era who is going to pay all my bills take me to a nice restaurant sorry ladies the tables have turned

forty-five percent of women will be single and childless by 2030 men don’t care anymore we are not even concerned

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You’re Nothing but a Side Chick

You’re nothing but a side chick to me I will never commit
take your hoochie ass back in the house and baby-sit

You’re just a side chick to me you will never be my main
get on your knees and suck my dick give me some of that brain

I fucked your sister doggy style you can call me chad thundercock
you’re made for the streets I can tell you have been around the block

you dream of getting married but you don’t know how to be a wife
keep on being a corporate slave buying box wine and cat food there goes your life

You’re nothing but a side chick to me because you don’t cook and clean I can tell your looking for a free ride
looking for that high value man sorry babe access denied

go back to the streets because that is where you belong no one wants leftovers
you’re just a side chick alcoholic go to rehab drink some water for that hangover

You’re nothing but a side chick when your options are running dry can’t find a simp to pay your rent
you go to church to claim that you found god again on Instagram advertising your OnlyFans an evil intent

You’re nothing but a side chick to me that is why I am breaking up with you time for us to go separate ways I don’t need you anymore
fuck your feelings and your broken heart you dirty whore

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Gorlock The Destroyer

Gorlock The Destroyer the social media influencer that looks like Jabba The Hut
she claims to be a ten out of ten just give that bitch another donut

going viral for many stupid reasons the transgender with clout
I wouldn’t be surprised if Gorlock The Destroyer sells out

Gorlock The Destroyer getting rejected by twenty guys humiliated just for some views
in the end it will just be yesterdays news

Gorlock The Destroyer never seen someone that ugly she or he will never find a man
I would rather meet Borat all the way in Kazakhstan

Gorlock The Destroyer vs Lizzo fighting over a cheeseburger who is going to win ?
for all I know they could both be twins

Gorlock The Destroyer couldn’t find a date on plenty of fish we got to change the name to plenty of whales
it’s Gorlock The Destroyer the she-male

Written By Joe Fettig