The Soft Guy Era

I am in my Soft Guy Era I am no longer dating broke women I will be financially supported in a satire way

the sprinkle sprinkle era has ended drizzle drizzle is here to stay

I know trends on the internet come and go but these gold digging shallow bitches got to go

men are sick and tired of being walking wallets the 4B movement will be modern women’s deathblow

Relationships and dating is dead because everyone is a zombie staring at their cell phone

people tend to care more about materialistic gain then love and they still can’t figure out why they are all alone

society doesn’t care about men getting censored for standing up for our rights

America slowly starts to crumble modern women still demand protection but all the men refuse to fight

I am in my Soft Guy Era who is going to pay all my bills take me to a nice restaurant sorry ladies the tables have turned

forty-five percent of women will be single and childless by 2030 men don’t care anymore we are not even concerned

Written By Joe Fettig

Clout Chasing Demons

we are living in a society where everyone is chasing clout
trying to gain popularity and a social media following they will do anything on camera to sell out

attention seeking behavior just for likes and views
selling useless products to their followers the power they abuse

taking selfies just to boost their narcissistic ego feeding their addiction
two faced on camera what ever they say is a contradiction

clout chasing demons are flooding the cities and the streets
everyone wants to be a social media influencer nowadays until they all become obsolete

chasing clout is one hell of a drug seeking validation and approval
delete your social media accounts you don’t need them time for removal

where is society going to be in the future what ever happened of learning real job skills
everyone is too busy chasing the dream wanting to live in beverly hills

Written By Joe Fettig

Transactional Love

I think she doesn’t love me is she using me for my money and time
she expects me to pay for everything when she isn’t even willing to spend a dime

our love is transactional she wants me to provide and protect
always asking me when do you get your next paycheck

calling me broke and insecure when she has a girl’s night out
she’s addicted to social media always chasing clout

our love is transactional she wants me to pay for her and her friends buy them drinks
that bitch must be tripping that pussy stinks

fuck this transactional love bullshit I don’t need her in my life time to kick her out
she is made for the streets without a doubt

I am not a walking ATM machine that stupid bitch just fumbled the bag
go buy a dog and die alone you old hag

you want to propose to me a business deal when you won’t even sign a prenup go back to one of your simp suckers
dirty ass whore cocksucker

transactional love is bullshit your just looking for a clean-up man
I got my passport no longer dating American women anymore that is my game plan

now your on TikTok making videos asking where have all the good men gone. they are running away from you
your biological clock is ticking freezing your eggs all alone in your forty’s your heart is feeling broken and blue

Written By Joe Fettig

Tipping Culture

Tipping Culture is out of control why aren’t workers getting paid a decent wage
restaurants always being short staffed social media fueling the fire with the outrage

The Tipping system has changed now places expect and twenty to thirty percent tip
dealing with an entitled generation with the pandemic and inflation people are having an ego trip

Tipping is a way to show your appreciation for a job well done the workers need a higher pay
with the cost of living going up this problem in our culture will just be labeled as a cliche

the customers are having a negative view on tipping so places with charge you with hidden fees
sorry sir all receipts are digital now we are trying to save the trees

going out to eat can be really expensive more people are cooking at home to save money
dealing with inflation getting less ounces for the value of the product the price of honey

how can we fix a problem in this society dealing with low wages heading towards a recession
not even making a livable wage money just becomes an obsession

Written By Joe Fettig

Retard Bus

I am riding on the retard bus I just took my special medication
licking the windows and wearing my helmet another form of retardation

riding on the retard bus with Wesley Willis and the gang
rock and roll McDonald’s is going to bang

riding on the retard bus I am not handicap I am special ed
I like smelling my own farts you can call me ned

riding on the retard bus people make fun of me and call me crazy
abusing the tax paying dollars I have the right to be lazy

riding on the retard bus do you want to be my special friend
acting like you like me being fake as fuck just pretend

riding on the retard bus I am getting my special education
pretending to be a retard everyday is a vacation

riding on the retard bus everyday is an exciting trip
do you want be retarded like me and have an exclusive membership

Written By Joe Fettig

Gorlock The Destroyer

Gorlock The Destroyer the social media influencer that looks like Jabba The Hut
she claims to be a ten out of ten just give that bitch another donut

going viral for many stupid reasons the transgender with clout
I wouldn’t be surprised if Gorlock The Destroyer sells out

Gorlock The Destroyer getting rejected by twenty guys humiliated just for some views
in the end it will just be yesterdays news

Gorlock The Destroyer never seen someone that ugly she or he will never find a man
I would rather meet Borat all the way in Kazakhstan

Gorlock The Destroyer vs Lizzo fighting over a cheeseburger who is going to win ?
for all I know they could both be twins

Gorlock The Destroyer couldn’t find a date on plenty of fish we got to change the name to plenty of whales
it’s Gorlock The Destroyer the she-male

Written By Joe Fettig

Steak and Blowjob Day

Happy steak and blowjob day mark your calendar for March 14th it’s time to get some head
fuck that dirty blonde in the ass in back of the woodshed

Happy steak and blowjob day that bitch better be submissive or I kick that bitch to the curb
my rhymes are so sexist and misogynistic I don’t give a fuck call it absurd

Happy steak and blowjob day that women needs to cook me a steak and get on her knees
let me play with that pussy some more give you a quick little tease

Happy steak and blowjob day should be everyday of the week
I know deep down inside your a special kind of freak

Happy steak and blowjob day let me bust a nut right in your mouth and cum on your tits
I want you to swallow my cum I don’t want no women that spits

Happy Steak and blowjob day fulfill my sexual needs and desires
I have to train you on how to be a house wife that is what it requires

Happy steak and blowjob day because Valentine’s day is so commercial and overrated
modern women are not traditional anymore times have changed chivalry has become outdated

Happy steak and blowjob day another day to celebrate got to get that happy ending full of joy
be my number one sex slave I am your playboy

Written By Joe Fettig

The Turd Chaser

I am the turd chaser unclogging toilets since the beginning of time
I just took a dookie it smells so bad it should be a punishable crime

cleaning the toilet a job nobody else understands
society living in a dream world Tiktok and social media lost in the dreamland

I am the turd chaser putting up with people’s shit and dealing with low pay
the higher ups always misunderstand me they must think I am gay

I am the turd chaser chasing the turds so the bathroom stays nice and clean
trying to make it through the day drinking energy drinks high on the caffeine

I always feel misunderstood just trying to do a job no one else likes
with the high turn over rate I am not surprised more people would be on strike

I am the turd chaser they expect me to fix everything and put up with their shit
taking me and my job for granted just another typical hypocrite

I am the turd chaser I have a job that no one else likes to do
another day another dollar working with a skeleton crew

Written By Joe Fettig

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