Posted on by Joe Fettig

Fart in a Jar

I am going to fart in a jar and save it for later do you want to take a sniff ?
I know you like smelling your own farts so take a whiff

guys like to fart and girls queef I am going to squeeze out a nasty fart what a relief
the stench fills the air oh my god what is that smell ? rotten beef

fart in a jar and save gas because the smell is starting to linger
my last fart didn’t make it in the jar so smell my finger

open up that fart jar I got a smelly surprise
the smell is so strong it will get you high

I got my fart jar on me want to smell my toxic gas it fills the air
who ever smelt it dealt it this got to be toxic warfare

fart in a jar and share it with your friends
I just ate some broccoli and cheese it’s time to colon cleanse

Written By Joe Fettig