The Mandela Effect

The Mandela effect people remembering events that did not occur
have our memories been erased all I do remember is a blur

logos have changed even famous movie lines what is really going on
is someone messing with time and space splitting the neutron

what kind of experiments are they running at the LHC Cern
people need to ask more questions the human population needs to learn

are we living in an alternative universe confabulation could be the effect
have my memories been altered my view on the aspect

could I just be another conspiracy theorists trying to prove a point
we are all entitled to our own opinion this is just my viewpoint

Written By Joe Fettig

Undateable American Women

American women are undateable because of their unrealistic expectations I won’t even take them on a coffee date
they just want to use me for clout or money their are looking for help not for a soul mate

don’t even waste your time on their nasty attitude their ego’s are inflated from social media delusional as fuck
she refuses to tell you her body count she’s looking for that beta male cuck

these women are undateable they will cheat on you and show no remorse
get your passport and walk away that is the only course

stop wasting your time and money giving them attention and validation she just wants you to simp
stop jumping through hoops like a monkey and entertaining these washed up hoes stop looking like a gimp

American women are undateable the passport bro movement is gaining momentum they are starting to feel the effect
none of them are getting married anymore men are going their own way we will not tolerate any disrespect

once you go overseas and you get treated like a king
have a nice selection of women have many one night flings

American women are undateable with their masculine energy it’s a major turn off
they won’t even listen to me trying to tell them what a man wants time to just cut them off

American women are undateable enjoy being with your cat’s how does it feel to be all alone
with no man in your life she just keeps staring at her phone

Written By Joe Fettig

Clout Chasing Demons

we are living in a society where everyone is chasing clout
trying to gain popularity and a social media following they will do anything on camera to sell out

attention seeking behavior just for likes and views
selling useless products to their followers the power they abuse

taking selfies just to boost their narcissistic ego feeding their addiction
two faced on camera what ever they say is a contradiction

clout chasing demons are flooding the cities and the streets
everyone wants to be a social media influencer nowadays until they all become obsolete

chasing clout is one hell of a drug seeking validation and approval
delete your social media accounts you don’t need them time for removal

where is society going to be in the future what ever happened of learning real job skills
everyone is too busy chasing the dream wanting to live in beverly hills

Written By Joe Fettig

Transactional Love

I think she doesn’t love me is she using me for my money and time
she expects me to pay for everything when she isn’t even willing to spend a dime

our love is transactional she wants me to provide and protect
always asking me when do you get your next paycheck

calling me broke and insecure when she has a girl’s night out
she’s addicted to social media always chasing clout

our love is transactional she wants me to pay for her and her friends buy them drinks
that bitch must be tripping that pussy stinks

fuck this transactional love bullshit I don’t need her in my life time to kick her out
she is made for the streets without a doubt

I am not a walking ATM machine that stupid bitch just fumbled the bag
go buy a dog and die alone you old hag

you want to propose to me a business deal when you won’t even sign a prenup go back to one of your simp suckers
dirty ass whore cocksucker

transactional love is bullshit your just looking for a clean-up man
I got my passport no longer dating American women anymore that is my game plan

now your on TikTok making videos asking where have all the good men gone. they are running away from you
your biological clock is ticking freezing your eggs all alone in your forty’s your heart is feeling broken and blue

Written By Joe Fettig

Coffee Shits

I woke up this morning I got to have a cup of coffee trying to wake up
add some half and half but no sugar my fresh coffee cup

I just had a couple drinks now my stomach is bubbling I think I need to take a shit
not explosive diarrhea again going to poop it out like a banana split

I got the coffee shits I am pretty sure I have the squirts
poop it all out oh my god it hurts

I am wide awake now my stomach is clean but I fien for caffeine
I will take an expresso shot or two I like the smell of the coffee beans

I am bouncing off the walls high off the caffeine it feels like I want to scream
I am going to Starbucks to fuck a barista give her some of my special cream

nothing like waking up with your morning cup of Joe
down that cup of coffee and let’s go

Written By Joe Fettig

You’re Nothing but a Side Chick

You’re nothing but a side chick to me I will never commit
take your hoochie ass back in the house and baby-sit

You’re just a side chick to me you will never be my main
get on your knees and suck my dick give me some of that brain

I fucked your sister doggy style you can call me chad thundercock
you’re made for the streets I can tell you have been around the block

you dream of getting married but you don’t know how to be a wife
keep on being a corporate slave buying box wine and cat food there goes your life

You’re nothing but a side chick to me because you don’t cook and clean I can tell your looking for a free ride
looking for that high value man sorry babe access denied

go back to the streets because that is where you belong no one wants leftovers
you’re just a side chick alcoholic go to rehab drink some water for that hangover

You’re nothing but a side chick when your options are running dry can’t find a simp to pay your rent
you go to church to claim that you found god again on Instagram advertising your OnlyFans an evil intent

You’re nothing but a side chick to me that is why I am breaking up with you time for us to go separate ways I don’t need you anymore
fuck your feelings and your broken heart you dirty whore

Written By Joe Fettig

Tipping Culture

Tipping Culture is out of control why aren’t workers getting paid a decent wage
restaurants always being short staffed social media fueling the fire with the outrage

The Tipping system has changed now places expect and twenty to thirty percent tip
dealing with an entitled generation with the pandemic and inflation people are having an ego trip

Tipping is a way to show your appreciation for a job well done the workers need a higher pay
with the cost of living going up this problem in our culture will just be labeled as a cliche

the customers are having a negative view on tipping so places with charge you with hidden fees
sorry sir all receipts are digital now we are trying to save the trees

going out to eat can be really expensive more people are cooking at home to save money
dealing with inflation getting less ounces for the value of the product the price of honey

how can we fix a problem in this society dealing with low wages heading towards a recession
not even making a livable wage money just becomes an obsession

Written By Joe Fettig

The Globalist War

America is falling apart right in front of everyones eyes
condition the human race with the media lies

no one wants to fight the war and sacrifice their lives for the greedy rich
military recruitment numbers are down the control of a masonic witch

Albert Pike predicted all three world wars to the global elite this is just the game
spiritual warfare political zionist put christianity to shame

all of the sudden they want to enforce the draft and mandatory vaccine’s
don’t eat the bugs they have no problem replacing you with a machine

depopulating the earth for their agenda they just want total control
mark of the beast cashless society is their ultimate goal

more people are waking up and fighting back the Globalist Elite are afraid of the uprise
hunt them down and assassinate them in their underground bunkers that is something that I advise

refuse to fight someone else’s battle it’s their problem they created the war
they want to take our guns away but they are not ready for the uproar

history always repeats itself but does anyone ever learn the lesson
know your rights and know the laws arm yourself with a Smith and Wesson

Written By Joe Fettig

Don’t Feed The Birds

Don’t feed the birds these modern women today are delusional as fuck
looking for a sucker to pay all the bills don’t be that schmuck

refusing to go to the Cheesecake Factory on the first date
she can’t find a good man shames them and calls them a cheapskate

dating is dead and so is marriage that is why more men are getting their passports
we are not dealing with these modern western women anymore I would rather pay for an escort

if she can’t accept a coffee date with me then I know she is trying to use me for a free meal
don’t play games with me I have no problem replacing you how is that for a deal

Don’t feed the birds I am a man I work hard I demand respect
modern women never take accountability for their actions they always deflect

marriage and dating is going to be on the decline until modern women start to self reflect
how does that equality feel remember you voted for it and you still expect a man to protect

Don’t feed the birds when she starts playing games with you learn to walk away
play stupid games win stupid prizes that is the price these modern women are going to pay 

Don’t feed the birds get your passport and stop dating these American women the marriage and divorce laws are on their side
go overseas and find a fit, feminine and friendly women passport bros is worldwide

Written By Joe Fettig

Gorlock The Destroyer

Gorlock The Destroyer the social media influencer that looks like Jabba The Hut
she claims to be a ten out of ten just give that bitch another donut

going viral for many stupid reasons the transgender with clout
I wouldn’t be surprised if Gorlock The Destroyer sells out

Gorlock The Destroyer getting rejected by twenty guys humiliated just for some views
in the end it will just be yesterdays news

Gorlock The Destroyer never seen someone that ugly she or he will never find a man
I would rather meet Borat all the way in Kazakhstan

Gorlock The Destroyer vs Lizzo fighting over a cheeseburger who is going to win ?
for all I know they could both be twins

Gorlock The Destroyer couldn’t find a date on plenty of fish we got to change the name to plenty of whales
it’s Gorlock The Destroyer the she-male

Written By Joe Fettig