Retard Bus

I am riding on the retard bus I just took my special medication
licking the windows and wearing my helmet another form of retardation

riding on the retard bus with Wesley Willis and the gang
rock and roll McDonald’s is going to bang

riding on the retard bus I am not handicap I am special ed
I like smelling my own farts you can call me ned

riding on the retard bus people make fun of me and call me crazy
abusing the tax paying dollars I have the right to be lazy

riding on the retard bus do you want to be my special friend
acting like you like me being fake as fuck just pretend

riding on the retard bus I am getting my special education
pretending to be a retard everyday is a vacation

riding on the retard bus everyday is an exciting trip
do you want be retarded like me and have an exclusive membership

Written By Joe Fettig

The Turd Chaser

I am the turd chaser unclogging toilets since the beginning of time
I just took a dookie it smells so bad it should be a punishable crime

cleaning the toilet a job nobody else understands
society living in a dream world Tiktok and social media lost in the dreamland

I am the turd chaser putting up with people’s shit and dealing with low pay
the higher ups always misunderstand me they must think I am gay

I am the turd chaser chasing the turds so the bathroom stays nice and clean
trying to make it through the day drinking energy drinks high on the caffeine

I always feel misunderstood just trying to do a job no one else likes
with the high turn over rate I am not surprised more people would be on strike

I am the turd chaser they expect me to fix everything and put up with their shit
taking me and my job for granted just another typical hypocrite

I am the turd chaser I have a job that no one else likes to do
another day another dollar working with a skeleton crew

Written By Joe Fettig

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The Red Pill Bible

Thou shall not simp you need to take your daily dose of the red pill everyday
stop listening to society and the blue pill programming it’s time for you to getaway

why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free don’t buy her a ring so she can turn into a big fat cow
the feminist with her dried up eggs crazy cat lady can you say meow

the cat lady apocalypse is here these hoes belong to the streets with no fear
The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood lets all celebrate with an ice cold beer

traditional dating is dead you still expect me to be your white knight and court
your not a traditional women you have an OnlyFans page I would rather pay for an escort

modern women want to have their cake, and eat it too
stop believing all women the amber turd won’t flush fuck me poo

she is always playing the victim going behind your back just to cheat
kick her out of your house now she is homeless go back to the streets

you have to give respect to get respect everything you have in life you have to earn
the feminists have disrespected men for way too long now we are at a point of no return

men are guarding their own wallets you can’t play the game without a goalpost
men are walking away from modern women it’s time for us to disappear like casper become a ghost

Written By Joe Fettig