Grifters in The Manosphere

There are grifters in the Manosphere selling gullible men courses just to make some money

alpha boomer cucks giving you bad advice just thinks it’s funny

the blind is leading the blind the snake oil salesman says he will help you become an alpha male

buy his book and take his course selling you a pipe dream in a fairytale

just another famous you-tuber celebrity influencer giving you advice

leading you with hope and dreams into a fool’s paradise

your still a blue pill beta simp leading with your wallet trying to get laid

finally realizing that everything you been learning was all a lie you have just been played

Grifter’s in the Manosphere recycling the same talking points and content nothing new

your not an alpha male yet telling his followers seems like I got deja vu

Grifter’s in the Manosphere are like cockroaches they seem to never go away
then they try to shame you will useless shaming tactics by calling you gay

time to get your passport stop listening to these pick up roaches it’s just a scam

escape from the matrix programming in America travel the world go to Amsterdam

Written By Joe Fettig

The Soft Guy Era

I am in my Soft Guy Era I am no longer dating broke women I will be financially supported in a satire way

the sprinkle sprinkle era has ended drizzle drizzle is here to stay

I know trends on the internet come and go but these gold digging shallow bitches got to go

men are sick and tired of being walking wallets the 4B movement will be modern women’s deathblow

Relationships and dating is dead because everyone is a zombie staring at their cell phone

people tend to care more about materialistic gain then love and they still can’t figure out why they are all alone

society doesn’t care about men getting censored for standing up for our rights

America slowly starts to crumble modern women still demand protection but all the men refuse to fight

I am in my Soft Guy Era who is going to pay all my bills take me to a nice restaurant sorry ladies the tables have turned

forty-five percent of women will be single and childless by 2030 men don’t care anymore we are not even concerned

Written By Joe Fettig

Coffee Shits

I woke up this morning I got to have a cup of coffee trying to wake up
add some half and half but no sugar my fresh coffee cup

I just had a couple drinks now my stomach is bubbling I think I need to take a shit
not explosive diarrhea again going to poop it out like a banana split

I got the coffee shits I am pretty sure I have the squirts
poop it all out oh my god it hurts

I am wide awake now my stomach is clean but I fien for caffeine
I will take an expresso shot or two I like the smell of the coffee beans

I am bouncing off the walls high off the caffeine it feels like I want to scream
I am going to Starbucks to fuck a barista give her some of my special cream

nothing like waking up with your morning cup of Joe
down that cup of coffee and let’s go

Written By Joe Fettig

You’re Nothing but a Side Chick

You’re nothing but a side chick to me I will never commit
take your hoochie ass back in the house and baby-sit

You’re just a side chick to me you will never be my main
get on your knees and suck my dick give me some of that brain

I fucked your sister doggy style you can call me chad thundercock
you’re made for the streets I can tell you have been around the block

you dream of getting married but you don’t know how to be a wife
keep on being a corporate slave buying box wine and cat food there goes your life

You’re nothing but a side chick to me because you don’t cook and clean I can tell your looking for a free ride
looking for that high value man sorry babe access denied

go back to the streets because that is where you belong no one wants leftovers
you’re just a side chick alcoholic go to rehab drink some water for that hangover

You’re nothing but a side chick when your options are running dry can’t find a simp to pay your rent
you go to church to claim that you found god again on Instagram advertising your OnlyFans an evil intent

You’re nothing but a side chick to me that is why I am breaking up with you time for us to go separate ways I don’t need you anymore
fuck your feelings and your broken heart you dirty whore

Written By Joe Fettig

Don’t Feed The Birds

Don’t feed the birds these modern women today are delusional as fuck
looking for a sucker to pay all the bills don’t be that schmuck

refusing to go to the Cheesecake Factory on the first date
she can’t find a good man shames them and calls them a cheapskate

dating is dead and so is marriage that is why more men are getting their passports
we are not dealing with these modern western women anymore I would rather pay for an escort

if she can’t accept a coffee date with me then I know she is trying to use me for a free meal
don’t play games with me I have no problem replacing you how is that for a deal

Don’t feed the birds I am a man I work hard I demand respect
modern women never take accountability for their actions they always deflect

marriage and dating is going to be on the decline until modern women start to self reflect
how does that equality feel remember you voted for it and you still expect a man to protect

Don’t feed the birds when she starts playing games with you learn to walk away
play stupid games win stupid prizes that is the price these modern women are going to pay 

Don’t feed the birds get your passport and stop dating these American women the marriage and divorce laws are on their side
go overseas and find a fit, feminine and friendly women passport bros is worldwide

Written By Joe Fettig

Retard Bus

I am riding on the retard bus I just took my special medication
licking the windows and wearing my helmet another form of retardation

riding on the retard bus with Wesley Willis and the gang
rock and roll McDonald’s is going to bang

riding on the retard bus I am not handicap I am special ed
I like smelling my own farts you can call me ned

riding on the retard bus people make fun of me and call me crazy
abusing the tax paying dollars I have the right to be lazy

riding on the retard bus do you want to be my special friend
acting like you like me being fake as fuck just pretend

riding on the retard bus I am getting my special education
pretending to be a retard everyday is a vacation

riding on the retard bus everyday is an exciting trip
do you want be retarded like me and have an exclusive membership

Written By Joe Fettig

Gorlock The Destroyer

Gorlock The Destroyer the social media influencer that looks like Jabba The Hut
she claims to be a ten out of ten just give that bitch another donut

going viral for many stupid reasons the transgender with clout
I wouldn’t be surprised if Gorlock The Destroyer sells out

Gorlock The Destroyer getting rejected by twenty guys humiliated just for some views
in the end it will just be yesterdays news

Gorlock The Destroyer never seen someone that ugly she or he will never find a man
I would rather meet Borat all the way in Kazakhstan

Gorlock The Destroyer vs Lizzo fighting over a cheeseburger who is going to win ?
for all I know they could both be twins

Gorlock The Destroyer couldn’t find a date on plenty of fish we got to change the name to plenty of whales
it’s Gorlock The Destroyer the she-male

Written By Joe Fettig

Steak and Blowjob Day

Happy steak and blowjob day mark your calendar for March 14th it’s time to get some head
fuck that dirty blonde in the ass in back of the woodshed

Happy steak and blowjob day that bitch better be submissive or I kick that bitch to the curb
my rhymes are so sexist and misogynistic I don’t give a fuck call it absurd

Happy steak and blowjob day that women needs to cook me a steak and get on her knees
let me play with that pussy some more give you a quick little tease

Happy steak and blowjob day should be everyday of the week
I know deep down inside your a special kind of freak

Happy steak and blowjob day let me bust a nut right in your mouth and cum on your tits
I want you to swallow my cum I don’t want no women that spits

Happy Steak and blowjob day fulfill my sexual needs and desires
I have to train you on how to be a house wife that is what it requires

Happy steak and blowjob day because Valentine’s day is so commercial and overrated
modern women are not traditional anymore times have changed chivalry has become outdated

Happy steak and blowjob day another day to celebrate got to get that happy ending full of joy
be my number one sex slave I am your playboy

Written By Joe Fettig

Men Going Their Own Way

men go their own way
no marriage their agenda fails
media spreads lies

Written By Joe Fettig

Chad’s Leftovers

she wasted her youth
chasing chad ready to settle
I don’t like leftovers

Written By Joe Fettig