Grifters in The Manosphere

There are grifters in the Manosphere selling gullible men courses just to make some money

alpha boomer cucks giving you bad advice just thinks it’s funny

the blind is leading the blind the snake oil salesman says he will help you become an alpha male

buy his book and take his course selling you a pipe dream in a fairytale

just another famous you-tuber celebrity influencer giving you advice

leading you with hope and dreams into a fool’s paradise

your still a blue pill beta simp leading with your wallet trying to get laid

finally realizing that everything you been learning was all a lie you have just been played

Grifter’s in the Manosphere recycling the same talking points and content nothing new

your not an alpha male yet telling his followers seems like I got deja vu

Grifter’s in the Manosphere are like cockroaches they seem to never go away
then they try to shame you will useless shaming tactics by calling you gay

time to get your passport stop listening to these pick up roaches it’s just a scam

escape from the matrix programming in America travel the world go to Amsterdam

Written By Joe Fettig

Undateable American Women

American women are undateable because of their unrealistic expectations I won’t even take them on a coffee date
they just want to use me for clout or money their are looking for help not for a soul mate

don’t even waste your time on their nasty attitude their ego’s are inflated from social media delusional as fuck
she refuses to tell you her body count she’s looking for that beta male cuck

these women are undateable they will cheat on you and show no remorse
get your passport and walk away that is the only course

stop wasting your time and money giving them attention and validation she just wants you to simp
stop jumping through hoops like a monkey and entertaining these washed up hoes stop looking like a gimp

American women are undateable the passport bro movement is gaining momentum they are starting to feel the effect
none of them are getting married anymore men are going their own way we will not tolerate any disrespect

once you go overseas and you get treated like a king
have a nice selection of women have many one night flings

American women are undateable with their masculine energy it’s a major turn off
they won’t even listen to me trying to tell them what a man wants time to just cut them off

American women are undateable enjoy being with your cat’s how does it feel to be all alone
with no man in your life she just keeps staring at her phone

Written By Joe Fettig

You’re Nothing but a Side Chick

You’re nothing but a side chick to me I will never commit
take your hoochie ass back in the house and baby-sit

You’re just a side chick to me you will never be my main
get on your knees and suck my dick give me some of that brain

I fucked your sister doggy style you can call me chad thundercock
you’re made for the streets I can tell you have been around the block

you dream of getting married but you don’t know how to be a wife
keep on being a corporate slave buying box wine and cat food there goes your life

You’re nothing but a side chick to me because you don’t cook and clean I can tell your looking for a free ride
looking for that high value man sorry babe access denied

go back to the streets because that is where you belong no one wants leftovers
you’re just a side chick alcoholic go to rehab drink some water for that hangover

You’re nothing but a side chick when your options are running dry can’t find a simp to pay your rent
you go to church to claim that you found god again on Instagram advertising your OnlyFans an evil intent

You’re nothing but a side chick to me that is why I am breaking up with you time for us to go separate ways I don’t need you anymore
fuck your feelings and your broken heart you dirty whore

Written By Joe Fettig

The Average Joe

I am just The Average Joe going through life living one day at a time
got to keep on writing poetry and publishing my own books this is my one and only lifetime

I am going my own way MGTOW monk mode suits me best
I refuse to dress up as a Knight again I refuse I will protest

I am just The Average Joe I am invisible to most women shaming me calling me a red pill incel
I don’t care what people think they can go to hell

I am going my own way I am way too stubborn no one can change my mind
the underground poet somewhat crazy mastermind

I am just The Average Joe going my own way walking away from society
following my own path in life learning about sobriety

I take my daily dose of the red pill everyday I can’t fall in love again for I am immune
a monkey jumping through hoops just to get some pussy looking like a dumb buffoon

I am just The Average Joe I could be the president of MGTOW disguising myself as a writer and a poet
MGTOW the philosophy for life once you understand the knowledge you will know it

Written By Joe Fettig

The DiCaprio Standard

The DiCaprio Standard I hope it becomes a new thing in the manosphere no more dating women over twenty-five
why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free modern women are only good for the first test drive

men can have standards and preferences high value men are selective with their options remember ladies you can be replaced
gold diggers chasing after a man with money and power I can see right through her she is two-faced

The DiCaprio Standard men want women that are young and fertile after she turns thirty she is considered an old hag
pump and dump these modern women they are all superficial she just wants you to buy her a handbag

modern women are not worth investing in today’s society if you do get ready for a financial loss
you have more freedom and power when you go your own way be your own boss

The DiCaprio Standard no cohabition no marriage why should I settle down
I am going to sleep with all the women that I can while my crazy ex girlfriend has a meltdown

The DiCaprio Standard I know what ever I say modern women will never take time to self reflect in life and learn to be humble
a man cares about a women’s past the man of her dream’s she fumbles

Written By Joe Fettig

Cuckboy Boss

I got called in the office today by my cuckboy boss talking to me about my MGTOW ways
I don’t understand what you are saying you need to rephrase

shut the fuck up you cuckboy boss you need me more than I need you fire me for all I care
I am going my own way and he tells me you can’t swear

cuckboy boss is telling me we are short handed and I am a major asset to the team
I argued right back at him saying hey bud you have low self-esteem

cuckboy boss telling me that he a male feminists and men going their own way is misogynistic people are starting to complain
men going their own way is about guarding your own wallet do you need me to explain

he told me to get of the office and go back to work stop wasting my time
fuck your low wage job you run this place worse than organized crime

so I walk to the back grab my coat this place is discriminating against me for my personal believes and point of views
I plan to never work in retail again this is the life I choose

I am going my own way you can’t stop me the red pill mindset
I live my life everyday on my own terms living with no regret

Written By Joe Fettig

Cuckboy Boss Comic Written By Joe Fettig

My Wallet My Choice

My wallet my choice your not entitled to my love, commitment or my money
our society doesn’t care about men right’s the feminists think it’s funny

men don’t have any reproductive rights the double standards men have to face in society
we go to jail for not paying child support men’s mental health issue’s dealing with anxiety

my wallet my choice you expect me to be old fashion and traditional you won’t even follow my lead and let me provide
you take the children away from me you have become a monster like Jekyll and Hyde

your so selfish and narcissistic you spent the child support money on your hair and nails
your a dead beat mom you don’t care about the kids a complete fail

stop posting all our business on social media calling me dusty saying that I am abusive to all of your friends and you still expect me to protect
my wallet my choice I am going to leave you I demand respect

modern women today are toxic I have no other choice is to go my own way you pushed me to a point of no return
leaving toxic people behind in my life someday but not today they will learn

Written By Joe Fettig

Birds of a Feather

Birds of a feather flock together women are easily influenced by social media trends
the celebrity influencer she is always copying all of her friends

Just like crabs in the bucket women keep other women single jealousy enrages within their eyes
they have all these men in their orbit but they still chase after that one guy

Birds of a feather flock together have you seen the cat fights on girls night out
addicted to social media and attention always got to chase that clout

at the end of the night she goes home alone single and depressed
tired from the alcohol and the dancing now she needs some rest

Birds of a feather flock together they will never know what it’s like to be the lone wolf in the pack
men are going their own way the feminists try to shame us the wrong angle of attack

men are not afraid to be alone we are opting out of society the feminists don’t need us anymore
the battle between men and women the great war

Birds of a feather flock together the prophecy of the end times
blinded by the distractions the sheep don’t see the sign

Bird of a feather flock together when they get scared do they fly away
a heart full of hope a mind full of decay

Written By Joe Fettig