Grifters in The Manosphere

There are grifters in the Manosphere selling gullible men courses just to make some money

alpha boomer cucks giving you bad advice just thinks it’s funny

the blind is leading the blind the snake oil salesman says he will help you become an alpha male

buy his book and take his course selling you a pipe dream in a fairytale

just another famous you-tuber celebrity influencer giving you advice

leading you with hope and dreams into a fool’s paradise

your still a blue pill beta simp leading with your wallet trying to get laid

finally realizing that everything you been learning was all a lie you have just been played

Grifter’s in the Manosphere recycling the same talking points and content nothing new

your not an alpha male yet telling his followers seems like I got deja vu

Grifter’s in the Manosphere are like cockroaches they seem to never go away
then they try to shame you will useless shaming tactics by calling you gay

time to get your passport stop listening to these pick up roaches it’s just a scam

escape from the matrix programming in America travel the world go to Amsterdam

Written By Joe Fettig

The Soft Guy Era

I am in my Soft Guy Era I am no longer dating broke women I will be financially supported in a satire way

the sprinkle sprinkle era has ended drizzle drizzle is here to stay

I know trends on the internet come and go but these gold digging shallow bitches got to go

men are sick and tired of being walking wallets the 4B movement will be modern women’s deathblow

Relationships and dating is dead because everyone is a zombie staring at their cell phone

people tend to care more about materialistic gain then love and they still can’t figure out why they are all alone

society doesn’t care about men getting censored for standing up for our rights

America slowly starts to crumble modern women still demand protection but all the men refuse to fight

I am in my Soft Guy Era who is going to pay all my bills take me to a nice restaurant sorry ladies the tables have turned

forty-five percent of women will be single and childless by 2030 men don’t care anymore we are not even concerned

Written By Joe Fettig

Undateable American Women

American women are undateable because of their unrealistic expectations I won’t even take them on a coffee date
they just want to use me for clout or money their are looking for help not for a soul mate

don’t even waste your time on their nasty attitude their ego’s are inflated from social media delusional as fuck
she refuses to tell you her body count she’s looking for that beta male cuck

these women are undateable they will cheat on you and show no remorse
get your passport and walk away that is the only course

stop wasting your time and money giving them attention and validation she just wants you to simp
stop jumping through hoops like a monkey and entertaining these washed up hoes stop looking like a gimp

American women are undateable the passport bro movement is gaining momentum they are starting to feel the effect
none of them are getting married anymore men are going their own way we will not tolerate any disrespect

once you go overseas and you get treated like a king
have a nice selection of women have many one night flings

American women are undateable with their masculine energy it’s a major turn off
they won’t even listen to me trying to tell them what a man wants time to just cut them off

American women are undateable enjoy being with your cat’s how does it feel to be all alone
with no man in your life she just keeps staring at her phone

Written By Joe Fettig

Clout Chasing Demons

we are living in a society where everyone is chasing clout
trying to gain popularity and a social media following they will do anything on camera to sell out

attention seeking behavior just for likes and views
selling useless products to their followers the power they abuse

taking selfies just to boost their narcissistic ego feeding their addiction
two faced on camera what ever they say is a contradiction

clout chasing demons are flooding the cities and the streets
everyone wants to be a social media influencer nowadays until they all become obsolete

chasing clout is one hell of a drug seeking validation and approval
delete your social media accounts you don’t need them time for removal

where is society going to be in the future what ever happened of learning real job skills
everyone is too busy chasing the dream wanting to live in beverly hills

Written By Joe Fettig

Transactional Love

I think she doesn’t love me is she using me for my money and time
she expects me to pay for everything when she isn’t even willing to spend a dime

our love is transactional she wants me to provide and protect
always asking me when do you get your next paycheck

calling me broke and insecure when she has a girl’s night out
she’s addicted to social media always chasing clout

our love is transactional she wants me to pay for her and her friends buy them drinks
that bitch must be tripping that pussy stinks

fuck this transactional love bullshit I don’t need her in my life time to kick her out
she is made for the streets without a doubt

I am not a walking ATM machine that stupid bitch just fumbled the bag
go buy a dog and die alone you old hag

you want to propose to me a business deal when you won’t even sign a prenup go back to one of your simp suckers
dirty ass whore cocksucker

transactional love is bullshit your just looking for a clean-up man
I got my passport no longer dating American women anymore that is my game plan

now your on TikTok making videos asking where have all the good men gone. they are running away from you
your biological clock is ticking freezing your eggs all alone in your forty’s your heart is feeling broken and blue

Written By Joe Fettig

You’re Nothing but a Side Chick

You’re nothing but a side chick to me I will never commit
take your hoochie ass back in the house and baby-sit

You’re just a side chick to me you will never be my main
get on your knees and suck my dick give me some of that brain

I fucked your sister doggy style you can call me chad thundercock
you’re made for the streets I can tell you have been around the block

you dream of getting married but you don’t know how to be a wife
keep on being a corporate slave buying box wine and cat food there goes your life

You’re nothing but a side chick to me because you don’t cook and clean I can tell your looking for a free ride
looking for that high value man sorry babe access denied

go back to the streets because that is where you belong no one wants leftovers
you’re just a side chick alcoholic go to rehab drink some water for that hangover

You’re nothing but a side chick when your options are running dry can’t find a simp to pay your rent
you go to church to claim that you found god again on Instagram advertising your OnlyFans an evil intent

You’re nothing but a side chick to me that is why I am breaking up with you time for us to go separate ways I don’t need you anymore
fuck your feelings and your broken heart you dirty whore

Written By Joe Fettig

Don’t Feed The Birds

Don’t feed the birds these modern women today are delusional as fuck
looking for a sucker to pay all the bills don’t be that schmuck

refusing to go to the Cheesecake Factory on the first date
she can’t find a good man shames them and calls them a cheapskate

dating is dead and so is marriage that is why more men are getting their passports
we are not dealing with these modern western women anymore I would rather pay for an escort

if she can’t accept a coffee date with me then I know she is trying to use me for a free meal
don’t play games with me I have no problem replacing you how is that for a deal

Don’t feed the birds I am a man I work hard I demand respect
modern women never take accountability for their actions they always deflect

marriage and dating is going to be on the decline until modern women start to self reflect
how does that equality feel remember you voted for it and you still expect a man to protect

Don’t feed the birds when she starts playing games with you learn to walk away
play stupid games win stupid prizes that is the price these modern women are going to pay 

Don’t feed the birds get your passport and stop dating these American women the marriage and divorce laws are on their side
go overseas and find a fit, feminine and friendly women passport bros is worldwide

Written By Joe Fettig

Gorlock The Destroyer

Gorlock The Destroyer the social media influencer that looks like Jabba The Hut
she claims to be a ten out of ten just give that bitch another donut

going viral for many stupid reasons the transgender with clout
I wouldn’t be surprised if Gorlock The Destroyer sells out

Gorlock The Destroyer getting rejected by twenty guys humiliated just for some views
in the end it will just be yesterdays news

Gorlock The Destroyer never seen someone that ugly she or he will never find a man
I would rather meet Borat all the way in Kazakhstan

Gorlock The Destroyer vs Lizzo fighting over a cheeseburger who is going to win ?
for all I know they could both be twins

Gorlock The Destroyer couldn’t find a date on plenty of fish we got to change the name to plenty of whales
it’s Gorlock The Destroyer the she-male

Written By Joe Fettig

Steak and Blowjob Day

Happy steak and blowjob day mark your calendar for March 14th it’s time to get some head
fuck that dirty blonde in the ass in back of the woodshed

Happy steak and blowjob day that bitch better be submissive or I kick that bitch to the curb
my rhymes are so sexist and misogynistic I don’t give a fuck call it absurd

Happy steak and blowjob day that women needs to cook me a steak and get on her knees
let me play with that pussy some more give you a quick little tease

Happy steak and blowjob day should be everyday of the week
I know deep down inside your a special kind of freak

Happy steak and blowjob day let me bust a nut right in your mouth and cum on your tits
I want you to swallow my cum I don’t want no women that spits

Happy Steak and blowjob day fulfill my sexual needs and desires
I have to train you on how to be a house wife that is what it requires

Happy steak and blowjob day because Valentine’s day is so commercial and overrated
modern women are not traditional anymore times have changed chivalry has become outdated

Happy steak and blowjob day another day to celebrate got to get that happy ending full of joy
be my number one sex slave I am your playboy

Written By Joe Fettig

Passport Hoes

We have all heard of the Passport bros but do you know about the Passport Hoes
getting arrested overseas in Dubai and other places time to get exposed

modern women haven’t learned their lesson yet still being masculine acting a man
no one wants to marry your bridezilla ass time to ghost you like batman

passport hoes still blaming men for their problems she’s so desperate going overseas to find love and sex
Pookie and Ray Ray already tapped that ass the simp is next

these leftover women have a body count higher than the zombie apocalypse no one wants to be with her not ever the undead
she is looking for a sucker ass simp to pay all of her bills the bitch can’t even give good head

these passport hoes try to shame us but we are moving our resources overseas
men are going their own way you can never get us back even if you say please

these passport hoes are delusional as fuck all she cares about is money, status and power
that pussy has been ran through it’s smelling kind of sour

she keeps looking for a husband but keeps finding a stupid simp
she refuses to go fifty fifty on the first date the luxury of steak and shrimp

these passport hoes are definitely not wife material they belong to the streets
they are strong and independent women they don’t need no man time to pay the bills here is your receipt

Written By Joe Fettig