The Mandela Effect

The Mandela effect people remembering events that did not occur
have our memories been erased all I do remember is a blur

logos have changed even famous movie lines what is really going on
is someone messing with time and space splitting the neutron

what kind of experiments are they running at the LHC Cern
people need to ask more questions the human population needs to learn

are we living in an alternative universe confabulation could be the effect
have my memories been altered my view on the aspect

could I just be another conspiracy theorists trying to prove a point
we are all entitled to our own opinion this is just my viewpoint

Written By Joe Fettig

Clout Chasing Demons

we are living in a society where everyone is chasing clout
trying to gain popularity and a social media following they will do anything on camera to sell out

attention seeking behavior just for likes and views
selling useless products to their followers the power they abuse

taking selfies just to boost their narcissistic ego feeding their addiction
two faced on camera what ever they say is a contradiction

clout chasing demons are flooding the cities and the streets
everyone wants to be a social media influencer nowadays until they all become obsolete

chasing clout is one hell of a drug seeking validation and approval
delete your social media accounts you don’t need them time for removal

where is society going to be in the future what ever happened of learning real job skills
everyone is too busy chasing the dream wanting to live in beverly hills

Written By Joe Fettig

Tipping Culture

Tipping Culture is out of control why aren’t workers getting paid a decent wage
restaurants always being short staffed social media fueling the fire with the outrage

The Tipping system has changed now places expect and twenty to thirty percent tip
dealing with an entitled generation with the pandemic and inflation people are having an ego trip

Tipping is a way to show your appreciation for a job well done the workers need a higher pay
with the cost of living going up this problem in our culture will just be labeled as a cliche

the customers are having a negative view on tipping so places with charge you with hidden fees
sorry sir all receipts are digital now we are trying to save the trees

going out to eat can be really expensive more people are cooking at home to save money
dealing with inflation getting less ounces for the value of the product the price of honey

how can we fix a problem in this society dealing with low wages heading towards a recession
not even making a livable wage money just becomes an obsession

Written By Joe Fettig

TikTok Therapy Sessions

TikTok is cancer to society supposedly it spies on it’s users
dumbing down our society we all look like a bunch of losers

TikTok can be therapy for modern women seeking attention and validation
living on recruit difficulty begging to get money from that simp she is asking for a one-time donation

Women complain on TikTok always blaming men for their problems toxic masculinity
no hymen no diamond do you still have your virginity ?

Social media is dumbing down society Idiocracy is becoming a documentary the de-evolution of the human race
NASA with a budget of twenty-four-zero-four 24.04 billion this year and we can’t even send a monkey to space

TikTok Therapy sessions talk in front of the camera tell the whole world about your life
social media addiction is real modern women are suffering from depression the dream of becoming a housewife

TikTok is cancer to society get off the internet it’s time to unplug
you been staring at the screen way too long the mind becomes addicted to the drug

The Dopamine high with the likes and follows you crave
your becoming more and more narcissistic watch how you behave

TikTok must be therapy for you the influencer has a dream of becoming a star
make another video trying to get a brand deal in my car

Written By Joe Fettig

Cuckboy Boss

I got called in the office today by my cuckboy boss talking to me about my MGTOW ways
I don’t understand what you are saying you need to rephrase

shut the fuck up you cuckboy boss you need me more than I need you fire me for all I care
I am going my own way and he tells me you can’t swear

cuckboy boss is telling me we are short handed and I am a major asset to the team
I argued right back at him saying hey bud you have low self-esteem

cuckboy boss telling me that he a male feminists and men going their own way is misogynistic people are starting to complain
men going their own way is about guarding your own wallet do you need me to explain

he told me to get of the office and go back to work stop wasting my time
fuck your low wage job you run this place worse than organized crime

so I walk to the back grab my coat this place is discriminating against me for my personal believes and point of views
I plan to never work in retail again this is the life I choose

I am going my own way you can’t stop me the red pill mindset
I live my life everyday on my own terms living with no regret

Written By Joe Fettig

Cuckboy Boss Comic Written By Joe Fettig

My Wallet My Choice

My wallet my choice your not entitled to my love, commitment or my money
our society doesn’t care about men right’s the feminists think it’s funny

men don’t have any reproductive rights the double standards men have to face in society
we go to jail for not paying child support men’s mental health issue’s dealing with anxiety

my wallet my choice you expect me to be old fashion and traditional you won’t even follow my lead and let me provide
you take the children away from me you have become a monster like Jekyll and Hyde

your so selfish and narcissistic you spent the child support money on your hair and nails
your a dead beat mom you don’t care about the kids a complete fail

stop posting all our business on social media calling me dusty saying that I am abusive to all of your friends and you still expect me to protect
my wallet my choice I am going to leave you I demand respect

modern women today are toxic I have no other choice is to go my own way you pushed me to a point of no return
leaving toxic people behind in my life someday but not today they will learn

Written By Joe Fettig

Birds of a Feather

Birds of a feather flock together women are easily influenced by social media trends
the celebrity influencer she is always copying all of her friends

Just like crabs in the bucket women keep other women single jealousy enrages within their eyes
they have all these men in their orbit but they still chase after that one guy

Birds of a feather flock together have you seen the cat fights on girls night out
addicted to social media and attention always got to chase that clout

at the end of the night she goes home alone single and depressed
tired from the alcohol and the dancing now she needs some rest

Birds of a feather flock together they will never know what it’s like to be the lone wolf in the pack
men are going their own way the feminists try to shame us the wrong angle of attack

men are not afraid to be alone we are opting out of society the feminists don’t need us anymore
the battle between men and women the great war

Birds of a feather flock together the prophecy of the end times
blinded by the distractions the sheep don’t see the sign

Bird of a feather flock together when they get scared do they fly away
a heart full of hope a mind full of decay

Written By Joe Fettig

No Cohabitation

No cohabitation because the sex and the commitment will loose it’s spark
I refuse to live with any women she will always complain about the patriarch

I am going my own way guarding my wallet while she wants to use me for my resources and build a nest
she expects me to pay all the bill’s and still nags at me she is becoming a pest

No cohabitation I am not risking all my assets your a liability a bipolar disaster
she doesn’t even work and refusing to give me head obey your master

I am not going to live with no bitch I would kick her out of the house the first sign of disrespect
I don’t chase them I replace them I have self-respect

Inflation might be high she is struggling paying the bill’s she doesn’t give a fuck about my feelings in these streets she is trying to find her next meal
she thinks she is entitled to my money so I kick her ass out of my automobile

she belongs to the streets she can’t lock me down
I am the red pill king the king without a crown

Written By Joe Fettig